Witcher WIP Masterlist

*eyes WIP pile* this thing just keeps growing, so here’s a masterlist (incl. priorities), ordered by the series.

Last updated: Jan 19, 2022

TL;DR:

WIP:

0. The Witcher Flash Fic Challenge | Discord | always

  1. Jaskier Mini Bang | 3.5k/~15-20k 97k/~110k (tentative) | active
  2. a storm brewing on the horizon | 3.5k/~6k | prequel to olahal | semi-active
  3. the red sky at dawn | 1.3k/~6k | sequel to olahal | needs an outline
  4. Cyperpunk!AU fic | 1.7k/~3k | companion piece to run, love run
  5. Twilight!AU | 14k/way too much | needs me to read Twilight (…)
  6. Bríedin YOTP fic | 700 words/~3k | 11 more days to work on this. Oops.

Keep reading

failhag:

you need to be earnest. you need to tell people that you love them. you need to speak on how you’re feeling honestly. you need to be sentimental. you need to stop letting the fear of other people laughing at you have so much control over how you express yourself. you need to get over yourself. you need to be embarrassing but true.

(via danking-on-my-own)

fullmetalfisting:

“Korn” “limp biscuit” “smashing pumpkins” … is this a metal festival or are we about to sit down for thanksgiving dinner

(via danking-on-my-own)

boomstab-papa:

letsmakepoppunkgreatagain:

image
image

(via danking-on-my-own)

soulsminecraftvillagernoises:

romance-evil-aro:

romance-evil-aro:

“can i identify as aro even if-” you can do whatever you want forever👍

image

@salt413 keep up the good work

[ID: tags: #I bring a sort of “fuck it we ball” energy to the gender/sexual/romantic orientation that the conformists really don’t appreciate. End ID]

(via childoffantasy)

vaspider:

vaspider:

I have never felt so validated in never having given up on Tumblr.

an Elon musk tweet  To address extreme levels of data scraping & system manipulation, we’ve applied the following temporary limits:  - Verified accounts are limited to reading 6000 posts/day - Unverified accounts to 600 posts/day - New unverified accounts to 300/dayALT

IT GETS WORSE!

“This is hilarious. It appears that Twitter is DDOSing itself.

The Twitter home feed’s been down for most of this morning. Even though nothing loads, the Twitter website never stops trying and trying.

In the first video, notice the error message that I’m being rate limited. Then notice the jiggling scrollbar on the right.

The second video shows why it’s jiggling. Twitter is firing off about 10 requests a second to itself to try and fetch content that never arrives because Elon’s latest genius innovation is to block people from being able to read Twitter without logging in.

This likely created some hellish conditions that the engineers never envisioned and so we get this comedy of errors resulting in the most epic of self-owns, the self-DDOS.

Unbelievable. It’s amateur hour.”

So he artificially limited the number of tweets you can see per day with a “free” account.

Once you hit your limit, it stops you from loading the page. But it also doesn’t know WHY it isn’t loading, so it keeps TRYING.

Twitter is literally hitting itself in the face ten times per second per user.

This is so completely amateurish it’s unbelievable. It’s like putting your car in neutral and slamming your foot on the gas until your engine redlines and then wondering why it’s making a horrible noise and a terrible smell but not going anywhere.

(via beatrice-otter)

feelsforsterek:

(๑ᵕ◡ᵕ)(ˆ◡ˆ🎤c)

(via gasstationpopcorn)

feenyxblue:

segretecose:

me every time i take a sip of my cappuccino: do they know it’s called cappuccino because the color is similar to the sackcloth worn by capuchin friars (cappuccini). do they know capuchin friars got their name from the hood (cappuccio) they wear. do they know cappuccino is a double diminutive as it comes from capo (‘robe’) + uccio = cappuccio ('hood’ but literally 'little robe’) + ino = cappuccino ('tiny hood’ but literally 'tiny little robe’). do they know

It was an

Itsy bitsy

Teeny weeny

Hooded capuchin robe drinky

(via emungere)

dancinbutterfly:

cleolinda:

dreamsatdusk:

Removing this tool from their toolbox will result in substantially less data that can be associated with you in the wild. It is not only beneficial to your privacy, it also makes the surveillance advertising industry less profitable. And don’t take our word for it: Facebook has said that Apple’s App Tracking Transparency feature would decrease the company’s 2022 sales by about $10 billion.

Noice. Very easy and such a relief.

(via grison-in-space)

klabautermanns:

#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe

You CAN’T leave that in the tags

voidcenturyscholar:

Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.

Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??

Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way

They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.

Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???

(via chillmachinebroke)

the-better-rainbow-unikitty:

maykitz:

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

image

This tag deserves to be seen

(via itstartledme)

blurryf4ce:

reblog this and in the tags, write the band that comes to mind first when you think back to being 13 years old

(via marcoofthemoon)

petyritonel:

image

finished this old sketch.. 👀

(via ghostinthelibrarywrites)

i-am-having-a-moment-here:

dubiousduckears:

monstnormalaziraphaleliker:

nobody understands how much I love Aziraphale’s look thing he does. Like the thing where he looks and then looks back again. Yall know what I’m talking about?

image

Can’t keep his eyes off Crowley. But hey, he tries.

(via ialwayscomewhenyoucall)

ehay:

image

Yennefer at Thanedd.

(via yaskefer)